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New Pokemon games are shit. I’m so tired of literally everything about them that I’m not even going to post a real rant. Just a quick tl;dr.

Why the hell would they remove most of the stuff in the mid-high power tiers and then focus their additions on the two ends? Hidden Power is gone now too, so rip bolt-beam coverage for most electric types. I guess they’ve got no choice but to just be sad now.

Every excuse they made about not putting in all the mons was pure BS. The music is absolutely terrible and the game poses no challenge whatsoever other than some early game shenanigans in the wild zone that you can easily avoid. Most of the popular things were cut, and I feel like the monster designs are getting worse every gen. The detail that does exist went into all the wrong places.

Hop and Leon are the most annoying characters I’ve seen in a while, and I wish I could feed both of them to my brain-damaged rabbit.

I can see how a child or someone that hasn’t really been exposed to an excess of Pokemon could enjoy these games (music aside), and I’ll at least give them that. Maybe cynical adults just aren’t their target audience anymore.

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Red Dead Online on PC is fun. I’ve already maxed out my Collector rank. Trader is next.

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Food poisoning is “fun.”

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The Outer Worlds is actually a good game. It’s also a big fuck you to the face to Bethesda.

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I think the “E” button on my keyboard is starting to break. It’s dropping inputs every once in a while, which is really annoying when I’m playing a MOBA. Kind of need my QWER for that.

Speaking of games, I decided to get Little Town Hero on Friday. I already regret my decision.

Battles take way too long and aren’t even the slightest bit exciting. It honestly feels like I’m playing a shitty, drawn-out version of Hearthstone without the whole PvP aspect. Not exactly the type of game I’d call entertaining. If that wasn’t bad enough, the music is dreadful. Just last week, I was thinking that nothing could possibly be worse than Dragon Quest 11’s soundtrack. I was wrong. Very, very wrong.

I don’t really want to go back to playing NG+ in Fire Emblem Three Houses with all its terrible level up RNG, which really shouldn’t be a mechanic in the first place. Seriously. They really need to actually scale enemies properly instead of relying on bad level-ups to make the game more difficult. I’m assuming that gameplay is supposed to be what the game is selling itself with, because the story is god awful and about as deep as a kiddy pool. “Oh look, suddenly an extra enemy out of nowhere to extend the game.” “Oh look, suddenly this person that has been your ally the whole game suddenly isn’t anymore just to give the game literally one more chapter!” To add insult to injury, even most of the waifu CGs at the end of the game suck.

Okay, that’s enough ranting for one day. I swear that I end up saying nothing but negative things about games lately. I’m not sure if I’m getting old and cranky, or if the games in question are actually just bad anymore. Probably both. Well, at least I can get RDR2 on PC next month.

I’m contemplating starting a series of rants on how translation differs from simply understanding a second language and regurgitating what you read. I’m not really sure if I want to go through with it though, as it’d probably just end up coming out as another mountain of salt.

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Monday isn’t over just yet.

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving, etc, etc. My parents have some time off, so they’re basically camping out in my apartment for the duration of the holidays.

I don’t really mind, but it’s kind of suffocating. How am I supposed to fap if my computer is in the room they sleep in?

I wish I didn’t set it up in the living room, but it’s the only way I could have possibly had enough space for VR…

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I have a cough and a cold. You know what this means? It’s time to eat honied lemons!

IswearI’mlosingweight

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Here y’are. Today I made broccoli beef stew. I’m very full.

I think I’m going to need to start watching my diet. Pizza Fridays at the office are not helping my waistline.

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Last monday, I was playing a game in VR and accidentally punched my windowsill. My index finger has been swolen ever since. Yay!

It’s almost healed now. Almost.

You know what that means? Time to do it again! Yay!

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I’ve been playing Fire Emblem Three Houses lately. Rerolling character stats is a pain. Stupid RNG level ups. Just give me an EV system or something. Reeeeee.

Also never play any fire emblem game in English. I think that’s all anyone really needs to say about the localization.