Last chapter of 2019.
Month: December 2019
Christmas Shenanigans (JM 191-195 Released)
Christmas time is here, and Santa, who has been watching children all year as per the usual, has finally filled up his sack. He’s ready to dump it all over the unsuspecting kids in their sleep and show them the good time we call a White Christmas.
Coincidentally, having the FBI on his tail makes the jolly old man shit both bricks and chapters. As such, one will be released every second hour for eight hours starting the moment it hits Christmas Day in Japan. Unfortunately, being a bit old makes it impossible for him to do anything beyond unloading all night long.
Anyway, Merry XXXmas. Don’t let the pedos bite.
191 (Unlocked Midnight JST, December 25th)
192 (Unlocked 2AM JST, December 25th)
193 (Unlocked 4AM JST, December 25th)
JM 190 Released
While I may not be a Jew, my friends often call me one because I’m a stingy piece of shit. Therefore, obligatory chapter.
Happy Hanukkah, my fellow hook-nosed friends.
JM 189 Released
My parents seem to love bitching about the fact that I do not currently have a girlfriend. They’ve been so persistent that I’m starting to feel the urge to go out and pick up some random chick just so they’ll stop.
JM 188 Released
Formatting might be fucked. I’m on my phone, on the way to the casino with a bunch of coworkers on the day we released the casino heist in GTA Online. Probably just a coincidence. Probably.
JM 187 Released
And now it’s time for me to go to work.
JM 186 Released
For the rest of December, I will be releasing sporadically instead of on Mondays.
JM 185 Released
Turkey day bonus because the holiday gave me some time off.
I have four days of PTO that I can either use by the end of the year, or carry over into next year. I’m not sure if I should be trying to turn Christmas into a weeklong vacation, or if I should be distributing them over the course of now -> March.
The last of my new computer’s parts should be arriving tomorrow. Time to see if anything was DOA.
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