Today I tried to bring some advil to work. I was half asleep, and I hadn’t put my glasses on yet, but I grabbed the first white, cylindrical container I saw and shoved it in my bag. Turns out I brought lube to work instead.
Oops.
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Do we wanna know why you had lube in the first place?
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Is there really the need to ask?
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Did you get to use it at least?
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Keep it there. Will be handy to have during crunch time.
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Lube. It’s the item we all need to carry to work, it’ll solve so many problems!
Keyboard is getting jammed? Lube it.
The door wont open without squeaking? Lube it.
Math is too hard? Lube it.
Customer is not speaking enough to be clear? Lube ’em.
Office romance? Lube it.
Office divorce? That’s right! LUBE THEM ALL!
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lube is a solution for all our problems
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Well at least it will look like you are really giving of yourself to get a paycheck raise…
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Maybe a bit too much tho…
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